Monday, March 22, 2010

Is It Really Cheating If...


Is it really THAT bad if I have a big fat piece of chocolate cake?

Is it really slacking if I skip the gym for a few days? What about a week? Ok, how about 3 weeks?

Is it really rude if I'm IMing him, talking to her and texting him, all at the same time? (That's not rude, that's talent.)


Is it really pessimistic if my faith in fairy tales is fading more and more every single day?

Is it really disloyal if I'm secretly wishing I was on a date with him, instead of him?

Is it really irresponsible if I lay in bed instead of do my weekend chores of grocery shopping, cleaning and laundry?

Is it really lame if Friday night I'd rather stay home and watch Uptown Girls than go be a downtown girl?

Is it really distasteful if I jump up on the speakers and dance for the crowd?

Is it really misbehaving if I have a cheeseburger and fries instead of salmon and broccoli? (OMG, a cheeseburger and fries sound heavenly right now.)

Is it really unprofessional if I take a little break at work to check out my friend's facebook photos? Side note - co-workers, I do not do this, ever ;)

Is it really that obnoxious to wake up neighbors when I get home?

Is it really juvenile if I crawl around on the floor with my 9 month old beauty or roll down the park hill with my 2 year old lovey?

Is it really that pathetic that I have had a glass of wine almost every night for the last 2 weeks?

Is it really that silly if my girlfriends and I dedicate a whole night to Chinese food and watching the Twilight Series?

Is it really that odd to be obsessed with black and white?

Is it really that weird that I have to take 2 showers a day, once in the morning or I feel gross all day, and once at night or I can't sleep?

Is it really sad that I'm perfectly content with living with Otis, the O-Town, my LP, and that I really do think he's probably the perfect man/roommate?

Is it really that horrible if I love to break the rules?

Is it really cheating if I know the results will be better if I do it the 'wrong' way?

Dedicated to my frog. Is it really that difficult to turn into my prince?

5 comments:

  1. Sarah-I LOVE this post very much. No, it is not cheating...not at all. Everything that you listed here only shows that you are loving life and enjoying the hell out of it. The only thing that I disagree with is losing faith in that fairy tale. Remember...

    "You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true

    At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away."

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  2. cute post! I've asked all these questions a million times

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  3. oh my goodness..... I want that cake...right now!!!!! ; )

    LOVE this post! I love "Uptown Girls"....poor Brittany Murphy! Haha, and I laughed out loud cause yesterday me and my girlfriends spent like 5 hours watching twilight, new moon, and all the extras over pizza!

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  4. Jewels - I've heard the quote before, but who is it by again? And thank you, you always give me hope. XO

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  5. Not at all, I totally advise WINE AND CAKE, always :)

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